This is an oddly specific question but I have an extensive answer.
toe beans
the way that cats will do something dumb and then hope that you didn’t see and pretend that it totally didn’t happen
(the way that when you notice the thing they did, they’ll act offended)
the Liquid State aka, cat in a strangely shaped object not meant for a cat but they’re in there anyway
that little chirp thing they do when you gently touch them while they’re sleeping
head bumps
how outraged they are when you help them, even though they’re quite clearly trapped
when they curl up all tiny in a ball or in that loaf shape
“cat do not touch that thing” “…how bout I do a n y w a y”
how cats are secretly the neediest animals on the planet
when they just seem to know something’s bothering you and they cling to you all day and follow you around rubbing against your legs
when they meow at you so you meow back and they have a moment of “???” before meowing again, slowly, as though what you said made no sense and they’re trying to get you to elaborate
